John Laudun

 

The Gusher

When asked later, no one could recall, really, where the Gusher came from, or, at least, they couldn’t agree. Some with wilder imaginations said they saw him pop right out the top of the rig. Just squirt out like a strike itself. Others swore he had come up the plank road, as if he were a service hand about to start his tour. To a man, and they were all men on the rig that day—which is probably why the nonsense took hold—none of them were surprised: you push so much mud down a hole and something is bound to come up.

Most of them working the rig that day were from around town. They had been glad when the operating company that owned the lease on the Celestin farm had not only decided to activate the lease but to hire a local drilling company to get the hole down. Word had quickly spread, and so it was that when the tool pusher came out to take a look at where the rig was to go up, one of the local men who had previously worked on a rig with him made sure to be in his path. Alcée Trodon, the tool pusher, was himself from a small town and knew how times could come and go. Hiring those men who crowded around that day, on what was then only an unused old cow pasture with the tallest structures among the grass being the red ant piles, was not only good for them but good for the drilling company. It would reduce operating costs because they wouldn’t have to hire a caterer or laundry operation, since all the men would be able to bring their lunch and to take their dirty clothes home. So much the better.

As it turns out, most of the men didn’t even have to bring their lunch, as Mrs. Celestin was a widow and was so happy to have regular company that she began bringing out big pots of gumbo or chicken fricassee, with plenty of rice, almost as soon as the rig had begun to go up. By the time they had been ready to spud in the men working on the rig, happy not to have to pack a sandwich for lunch but also uncomfortable with the lack of reciprocity that Mrs. Celestin’s generosity represented, had convinced her her cooking was so good that she should open up a lunch house. They were, of course, her principal clientele. It was certain that the oil lease was or would be paying her a pretty penny, but they all knew how hard life had been for her after her husband had died. And at such a young age. Big Theo Celestin had been a damn good rancher in his day, a Creole horseman proud of his ability to handle livestock as well as people. Everybody, black or white, though perhaps some of the latter not so happily, thought that Theo Celestin was one of the smartest ranchers the area had ever known. It was his heart not his head, however, that had given out. Goodness, and it was a big heart he had, him.

Tee Theo, the Celestin’s son, was no rancher and had taken to his father’s pastime, playing the accordion, as his profession. He made a reasonable living, especially now that the boom was on for zydeco music everywhere, and it was the money he sent home that made it possible for Mrs. Celestin to hold onto the farm. The rig crew knew all this and, also, sensing the impropriety of an elderly black woman serving a group of mostly white men for free, were deeply relieved when her lunch house opened with some picnic tables surrounding the old summer house which became the new restaurant’s kitchen.

It was at the picnic tables that the discussion about how exactly the Gusher had arrived had its first run. Like all such matters, within days, if not hours, the various versions began to gather into differing theories and eventually to collect into a single, sensible story that everyone felt comfortable telling. The roustabouts, both black and white and all local men who mostly went to the two Catholic churches in town—which were also black and white—were the ones who swore the Gusher had come out the top of the rig. Everyone turned to the derrick man, who with his perch up on the monkey board would surely be in a place to confirm or deny the truth of this version, but he had been busy grabbing for the next section of pipe and could only report that he felt something like a wind rush out of the pipe and past the side of his head. He normally would have thought it was a pocket of gas, but whatever it was had given him the frissons as it blew past him. Almost made him shit down both legs, it did.

At the mention of the chills, a number of men nodded their heads, but the mud engineer, who had two years of college and had been looking at his gauges at the time, and was thus not really in a position to weigh in on anything but still felt a need to, attributed the frissons to the chill that had settled in this February, and this the week before Mardi Gras. But it was going to be cold this year running Mardi Gras.

It was in fact someone dressed in a Mardi Gras costume that Mrs. Celestin saw as she came into the yard from the back, where she had been cleaning up the summer kitchen cum lunch house. She was particularly satisfied with the meal she had made that day: smothered pork steak with rice and gravy, lima beans, and greens. It had been a favorite of Big Theo’s and it did her heart good, though perhaps it had not done his heart good, to see the men from rig eat so heartily and happily what she served them. She knew some of their wives and thus could be certain when they said that it was the best pork steak they had ever had that they were not lying. She was old-fashioned that way, proud of her cooking, proud of her kitchen, and proud of her yard.

She was less than happy then to see a stranger tramping, and trampling, through one of her beds, which she had so carefully covered with pine needle straw that she had raked herself from a stand of pines elsewhere on the farm, hauled in old garbage bags in her two-wheeled garden cart, which Big Theo had made for her with big bicycle wheels on the side, and lovingly spread over the cut-back stubs of her roses, tucking them in for the winter.

“What you think you doing, you, mashing my roses like that?”

The Gusher looked up, a bit startled but happy to have someone before it.

“And how come you dressed up like that, you? Mardi Gras is not until next week. Don’t tell me you come to fool with an old woman special like. Go on and find yourself some young thing who thinks it’s funny. I don’t care, me.”

She turned to go in the side door of the house which led to the little den her and Big Theo had made that was right next to the kitchen, so that they could talk more easily while she made supper and he watched the news, always worried about the weather and the economy because both would mean how well they might do that year, but the Gusher kept right on coming, and Mrs. Celestin got a little afraid: this fellow was a good size and maybe he wasn’t here to clown around but to do something worse. She decided to be as brave as she could be, even though her old knees weren’t too sure they could last too long.

“Go on, you. I ain’t got time to mess with you. I got no chicken, no rice, and I certainly got no money for you.” Well, that last part wasn’t entirely true. She in fact had a rather large amount of cash in the pocket of her dress, underneath her apron. The crew members preferred to pay her in cash: that way, it was up to her how much she actually made that day, they would say and smile at her and wink. “I got nothing for you. Not today. Come back next week. Fou Mardi Gras.” She reached into her dress pocket as if she was reaching for a door key but what she was really doing was reaching in to squeeze the money in the palm of her hands. She was prepared to lose it, but she damn sure wanted to feel its thickness one last time before she did. Her and Big Theo had done all right over the years, they had held onto this farm, hadn’t they?, but it was not easy being a single black woman at any time, anywhere. Folks, black and white, had been nice enough to her after Big Theo had died, but while most shared what they could, they could only do so much, and, she thought, some of them had thought her a little crazy, a little greedy even, to hold onto such a good-sized farm. They never said it, but she had seen it in their faces, in their looks: why’s that old woman hold onto all that land? She ain’t doing nothing with it, except keeping it. Even friends had on occasion suggested that she sell the place and buy herself a little house in town, something more her size. Why, the money she would make on the sale would pay for the house and give her a little something every month for the rest of her life. We should all be so lucky.

But it wasn’t just about her, and most people knew that. There was Tee Theo to think about, too. This land was Celestin land, and it wasn’t just for her to say what happened to it. It wasn’t even for him to say. He was just a young man, him, and he had no idea yet what family land meant, especially a black family’s land. Right now, he just knew it was fun roaming about, a few stars in his eyes, as he played music like his father had only ever dreamed of playing. Oh, how that boy could play. It used to make his father so happy, hearing him practice out in the barn. That’s my boy, Malu. Listen how he play that thing? Big Theo hadn’t lived to see Tee Tee, as he was sometimes known, have himself a band and a career. But music only lasts so long, Mrs. Celestin thought to herself, and then what you got?

You got people like this fellow here who always want to take, take, take, she thought to herself and looked long and hard at him while she reached for the screen door with her free hand, knowing all the while that she would have to pull her right hand out of her pocket to open the other door. She was reluctant to let go the money in her pocket, as if it meant relinquishing it to this costumed character already.

It’s important to note at this point that the Gusher was, in fact, not wearing a costume. It was wholly and simply what it was, its appearance only an outward manifestation of its own nature and the projections of those among which it found itself.

Malu Celestin’s uncertainty, and the Gusher’s own newness, caused it to flicker for a moment. The old woman blinked, and blinked again. There was a certain fuzziness around its edges that made her think maybe her glasses had gotten a little dirty while cooking today’s lunch, so she let go of the money in her pocket and pulled her glasses off to wipe them on her apron. If this fool was going to rob her, she might as well get a good look at him. As she pulled her glasses off, she saw it was no Mardi Gras standing before her but a well-dressed white man in a rather nice gray suit with a dark red tie, looking a lot like various bankers and land men who had come to her at various times trying to buy the farm or the mineral rights underneath it. She had told them all to go to hell, and she was going to tell this one the same, damn thing. Where were you when Big Theo needed money for his heart. Nowhere, that’s where. All you want is our land. It’s too late now. Look back yonder. That’s a rig you see. You too late. Too late, damn you. When she pushed her glasses back onto her face, however, it was the Mardi Gras she saw again, and she was so embarrassed that she simply spun on her heel and let the screen door slam good and hard behind her.

The image of the Gusher, the Gusher itself, flickered because it was used to taking on whatever shape its beholder gave it. That was its nature. Upon its initial release it had no real shape, it was a smudge, a smear in the fabric of reality. That was why the derrick man had seen nothing. There was nothing to see. Or, to be exact, there was not yet anything to see. For while the Gusher had no image, no shape at first; it still was there, and it was to that presence that the men of the crew reacted. They felt something, and deep down where things get felt, especially for men who work in the oil patch, the images are vivid, drawn from the same deep well of our imaginations where dreams and legends reside.

Some swore that the legends of the loup garou must be true, and it was certainly the case that the Gusher tried to be of some help later in the course of things. Others said they saw the light of a feux follet in broad daylight and wondered if they had drilled too deep, if hell was closer than anyone had dared to imagine and that they had let a bad angel out. One could almost imagine the denizens of some nether region jockeying pockets of oil to within reach of humankind to whet our appetites and to aid in their own release.

Whatever the truth of the matter, the Gusher was happy to be out, and its initial response was to scream wildly like a child on a roller coaster. A few of the men heard the whoop of a Mardi Gras runner on the trail of someone with either a guinea hen to throw or dollar bills to give away, and so by the time the Gusher was on the ground and coalesced into some sort of shape, it had become a Mardi Gras, which suited it quite well, given the nature of its spirit.

And so it was that the Gusher found itself again on earth, eager to get to work, to satisfy human desires in return for only the smallest of payments. It was not fully prepared, then, to be given what-for by the first human it encountered once it was in form. It was a creature, whatever else it might be, eager to please, and so it headed off to the rig, the last thing the old woman had looked at.

It was a Mardi Gras, then, that the company man, John Foster, saw when he looked out his office. He had been bent over the latest printouts from the day’s activities, anxious to make sense of the well’s progress and to be able to forecast its return on the company’s investment. The heater in his trailer office seemed to have only two settings: off and hell. His compromise with the fickle nature of the machine, which to John Foster extended to just about everything in Louisiana, was to leave the door open a crack and let the air outside, suddenly cool this past week, mix with the superheated air inside to render the trailer habitable.

It was through this crack that he saw a brightly-colored figure walk past. This was his fifth year in the state and his second rig in the area outside of Lafayette that was a series of prairies so carved up by bayous that the inhabitants called points of land, and not inlets of water, coves. They would locate themselves by these coves, or in reference to a nearby bayou, saying they lived up it, down it, or across it. It had been a long uphill battle to learn this and other local ways of talking about and acting in the world. For a time, he wasn’t sure if he was an oil men or an anthropologist. One thing he definitely was not was a psychologist, and by god he wasn’t about to let one of the rig crew gad about in his Mardi Gras costume, and that was definitely what he saw.

On the previous land rig he had run in this part of the world he had had to put up with the increasing rowdiness of the crew as Mardi Gras approached. He even had had to shut down the rig on the day of Mardi Gras when not enough people had shown up. When he had driven out to the house of one of the floor crew and told the man that it was Mardi Gras or his job, the man had looked him straight in the eye and said, “Mr. Foster, I done gave you Christmas and I gave you New Year’s. That’s okay. That’s okay. But Mardi Gras is my day and no one can have that, except me. Me, I quit.” For fear of losing the rest of the crew, he hadn’t driven to any other house that day, just gone home to his own and taken the expected phone call from the central office that afternoon when he didn’t fax in any production report. Oh, he had caught hell that day and probably extended his sentence by another five years in what seemed like a hell personally designed for him.

John Foster had grown up in a Midwestern city where buildings nestled firmly in bedrock. In such an environment, life was solid, sure, straightforward. He had taken an engineering degree at the state’s major university, putting himself through college by joining the ROTC. While serving out his time in the military, he had been stationed in the Mideast and had gotten to know some of the American oil men stationed there—they spent time comparing “tours of duty” and longing for home. He had gotten to be particularly close with one of the civilians and that had resulted in a job offer when he got out of the military.

Life in any large organization, John Foster had concluded, is pretty much the same. The names of the actors changed but the roster of dramatis personae remained the same. And the plots. The plots and counter-plots were much the same. With that in mind, he set about making his way up the company ladder the way he had worked himself up the hierarchy in the military. All was going well until he made one fatal mistake, which had resulted in his fall from grace and his exile to Louisiana.

Louisiana, however, had proved indifferent to military conquest. He had researched the place when its name had shown up in a letter that came from the vice president in charge of operations. Banishment seemed to be the very function, if not origin, of the place. It had been carved out of the swamps by French convicts and castoffs, built up by a series of groups that were refugees from elsewhere: Cajuns dumped south by the British, Creoles run north by their slaves, Islenos forced west by the Spanish, carpetbaggers skulking south to make their fortune. The outer circle of Hell must be populated by a better selection of peoples. The only revolutionary war battle to be fought in the state was fought after the war was over and the Civil War battles seemed to have amounted to nothing more than alternating occupations by armies bent on grabbing what they could, mostly from people who already had little to begin with.

The landscape itself was similarly indifferent to conquest. What looked like land was water; what looked like water was land. Nothing was solid. Nothing lasted. Every stop sign he had seen was faded to a dull pink from the subtropical sun, and the major bridge through the nearby swamp ran along piers that were not set on bedrock but had simply been driven into a thicker layer of mud. All this indifference had a profound effect on the psychology of the natives of the place, from what Foster could tell. They, too, seemed indifferent to making distinctions, to distinguishing themselves through hard work and productivity. The members of the rig crew all drew handsome paychecks, and yet as soon as they had collected enough to last them through whatever hunting season was coming up, they seemed content enough to take off, to quit and re-up when the money had seen its last use.

Fine for them, but by god Foster had better things to do with his life than to become one of them, and this well promised to be his ticket back to civilization and a chance to begin making his way up the company ladder. And that meant no fool was going to start acting crazy on his rig. Mardi Gras be damned. This was his well, his rig, his time.

It should be noted that John Foster was not a particularly religious man. He had been raised in a protestant church heavy enough on liturgy that the ritual mostly slipped by his young mind as a series of moves, like a dance, that one performed: sit, kneel, sit, stand, sit, stand, kneel, leave. So when he first stuck his head out the door to hail the miscreant in the Mardi Gras costume his first real glimpse of the Gusher shimmied for a moment in Foster’s own uncertainty about the ultimate order of things.

“You!” he cried.

The Gusher turned first its head, then its body, getting used to the way those sorts of things worked again.

“Yes, you!” John Foster’s own body followed his head out of the trailer doorway. The Gusher was still so newly formed that it did not yet have a voice, and so it could only cock its head.

“Get out of the damn costume or get off this damn rig.”

Still a little disoriented—after all, not more than an hour or so ago it had been rushing up a couple hundred feet of pipe and exploding into the blue of the sky—the Gusher cocked its head the other way and wondered why it was being sent away, given what it had to offer.

“Get off this damn rig at once or I’ll rip that mask and costume off you and throw you back down the hole you crawled from.” It had taken Foster some time to reacquaint himself with the dramatic and rough nature of a rig crew’s way of speaking. He just wasn’t aware that it wasn’t a metaphor since in fact it so closely described reality.

He watched as the figure that appeared to him as a Mardi Gras, with the tall, conical hat, the colorful mask, and motley but bright shirt and pants, stood before him. He was tempted to do something more, but when he heard the voices of the rest of the crew as they filed back into their places after lunch, he thought it best to drop the matter. No good to make a big deal out of it. It would only open the door to more clowning on their part. That’s how these Cajuns and Creoles were: a short chain demanded yanking. John Foster probably imagined it as a sense for weakness, but what he didn’t know about them was that the probe only hurt when you resisted. Once you gave in and laughed with them, you were all right. Of course, men like Foster never get it.

The Gusher was having a hard time getting it, too. He sensed a certain weakness in Foster that made him worth considering. Louisiana had always been a good hunting ground for human weaknesses: they got sent here. That’s why the likes of the Gusher had pushed oil so close to the surface, like baiting a hook. Greed and avarice. Always they came looking for easy money and they were easy pickings. Early capitalists, later industrialists, and, oh, the politicians. So quick to rise to power, so hard to convict. Or sometimes they came because it was the last place others would look. Some of the Gusher’s prize finds had been priests and gamblers and others who themselves prayed upon human weaknesses. Greed and avarice.

When the men on the rig next looked up, they saw John Foster talking with some guy in a gray suit and a dark red tie. Damn, another company man. That wasn’t good. They were probably behind schedule and would have to work over-time in order to make good on whatever nonsensical goal some engineer, or worse, manager, had established for the well. Lord, those idiots were a pain. The only thing that made their appearances worth while was how what they pretended to know about the actual business of making a well come in was balanced by how little they actually knew. Someone recalled another company man visiting a rig so far out in the country that he had had to sleep with the crew because no hotel accommodations were available. He had gotten up in the middle of the night to relieve himself and wandered too near the generator setup and peed on a live wire. Now that had been something.

Foster and this guy appeared to be thick as thieves, just talking and talking, which is what company men do best. Had the noise of the machinery fallen away on that late winter early afternoon, had the wind dropped, and the sound of the two figure’s voices traveled across the suddenly cool air, the crew would have heard the figure in the gray suit telling John Foster that things were looking good, very good. The numbers couldn’t be better. The well looked very promising.

“It’s looking like a gusher, John, a real gusher.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah, I’m telling you. The company is very happy with the way things are going. Very happy, I’m telling you, John. Just tweak a few things and I bet we can bring this thing in and you’re going to be the man of the hour.”

“Tweak what few things?” Foster asked.

“Oh, nothing to worry about, John. It’s really all in the paperwork. Let’s go inside, go over the numbers, get you to okay a few things and you’ll be on your way. On your way back to the top, taking the elevator up into the Houston skyline and taking your place on the top.”

The two men disappeared into the hot trailer, much to the envy of the crew, whose hands had been caught off-guard by the sudden cold spell and were a bit numb, a bit prone to slip, knocking the skin off a knuckle or jamming a finger. They saw less and less of John Foster in the weeks and months that followed, but when they did he was always accompanied by the talkative guy in the gray suit.

The well did come in and come in big. John Foster moved on to bigger and better projects, they heard, for these things get around in the oil patch, and then one day they heard from the new company man that Foster had suffered a major setback and been forced to resign in disgrace and no one really knew what had become of him. The new company man had been telling all this to Alcée Trodon and one of the roughnecks happened to be standing nearby.

“It’s like the time Felix Guidroz tried to cross the bayou,” the roughneck said.

“What you mean, Joe?” Trodon asked.

“It was a couple of years ago. We were running Mardi Gras and we had stopped at Avery Comeaux’s place and he had thrown us a nice chicken. What we didn’t know at the time, though, was that he hadn’t clipped the wings on that chicken.”

The new company man turned and looked at Trodon to see if this was a story worth following, but Trodon was still looking at the roughneck.

“What passed, Joe?”

“Well, Alcée, we took off after that chicken like normal, you know, across the yard and then across a little field. Now, you don’t know Avery’s place, but he’s right next to the bayou, and that chicken saw those trees along the bayou and lit out for them. When he got there, he flapped his wings a little bit to get up into those trees and, man, you should have seen it, that bird suddenly realized he could fly.”

“Come on!” Trodon said.

“I’m telling you the truth, he realized he could fly and so he didn’t stop at the trees but took off across that bayou comme ça.” With that, the roughneck made a wobbly hand gesture that enacted the ungainly flight of a chicken, used to being grounded, taking to the air.

“What passed then?”

“Well, we was coming across that field a quite a clip and Felix Guidroz was at the front, because he hadn’t caught him a chicken yet that year and he wanted to catch one bad. You know, he has that new, little young wife and he wanted to have something to brag about later on.”

“Oh yeah,” Trodon said, noticing out the corner of the eye that the new company man was getting a little antsy and impatient, believing the men to be drawing out the story in order to avoid working.

“So we got to the edge of the bayou just in time to see this damn chicken take off across it. We tried to stop but it was like trying to stop a train, you know? You just can’t stop all of a sudden. And poor Felix, being at the front and all, he had nowhere to go but in the bayou. Right as he got to the edge and he began to lean out over the water he started to flap his arms like they were wings.”

“Come on,” Trodon shouted in disbelief.

“I’m telling you. He flapped his arms. I think he thought he could fly across that bayou just like that damned chicken.”

Trodon laughed at the image but it was all too much for the new company man who had to ask, “What’s a bunch of you guys chasing chickens got to do with John Foster, with anything?”

“Well,” the roughneck said, “he fell in the bayou and we had to pull him out and go send David to pick him up some more clothes so he could finish the run. Any man who thinks he can fly deserves to fall in the water. We still laughing about that.”

“I suppose so, I suppose so,” Trodon said, but sensing that the only thing the company wanted to get was back to work, waved the roughneck off. He pushed off from the steel plate he had been leaning against, enjoying its warmth on his back, and turned to check a few gauges. It would be time to turn in the day’s numbers in an hour or two, and he knew how company men felt like their fate turned on those numbers.

 

 

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